"It's a motorized ballet, except no one knows the damn dance moves..."
Last night on my way home from work, I watched something akin to a ballet, nascar, and granny blue hair all striving to get where they are going and pissing off as many people as they can. Now, I suffer from road rage, it has been building up for many many years. But, I have a wonderful and supportive girlfriend and my road rage has slowly been converted to road humor. I actually find things funny with what used to piss me off. But what I saw yesterday convinced me that owning a handgun is not a good idea for everyone. There were people forcefully cutting off others, all in the name of getting home faster than the next guy... So I ask you, what happens when you get home faster than everyone else? Do you get to sit on your throne and claim superiority over everyone else while you defaecate upon the holy water? Do you get to sit in the other throne and fill your guts with a microwave dinner that your wife/husband left you to eat because they had to take your one child that you could care less about to their doctors appointment?
Now, I understand the importance of wanting to get home after a long day at work, but seriously, does it require you kill someone on your way home?
Part 2.
"I love you so much..."
First, apologies to my wonderful and supportive girlfriend. I love you very much. Okay. "I love you so much..." What does this exactly mean? Is it positive or negative? Finite or infinite... This statement that I made to my wonderful and supportive girlfriend started me thinking.. What is "so much?" I then thought of other phrases or statements that use the term so much. Like, There is only so much to go around. Or, There is only so much I can do. Both of these statements are of the finite variety, but add one word.. more. then does it become infinite? I love you so much more than you know.. that seems to sound better, but still it can be construed as a negative by indicating that your significant other doesnt have a clue. Maybe we should just tell our others the truth.
I love you, but there are things in this world that I love more than you on a particular day, or on a particular moment. "I love you so much, but I really love these pancakes more."
