This needs to become a movement. We need more motorcycle awareness programs in Iowa, particuarly in Des Moines. Today I decided to do a few errands and since it was nice enough (stopped raining about 2 hours prior, was cool and overcast.) I decided to ride my DRZ400 to the mall. exactly 14.2 miles from my home. Since I was kinda looking for my lost cell phone along the way I decided to use the bypass to get to the interstate and head north. I was cut off no less than 4 times by vehicles that felt I was going too slowly (75mph) in the fast lane in the first 4 miles of getting on the 5/69 bypass. No big deal, I know that these people have to do something special like poop, but what happened on the interstate almost made me get off my bike and sit on the side of the road and wait for someone to stop. This little girl, 17-21 years old decided that she didnt want to wait for the end of the ramp to get on the highway and cut it close enough to my bike that I had to swerve in front of a semi. There wasnt much room between me and the front of that semi.. the sweet faced little cunt flipped me off when I got along side her. Someone must have seen what happened and called the cops cause a state trooper pulled her over at the I235 cut. but it doesnt end there... leaving the mall some old bastard decided to go wide, cutting me off, causing me to stall my bike, in traffic. then some other retard later down the road decides to split the middle between me and a car and he had the audacity to chase me after I got his plates and gave him the bird. Hope des moines pd gets ahold of him before I see him again.
Motorcycle Awareness Programs need to be mandatory for ALL drivers.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Imagination v. Reality
Ladies and Gentleman, Children of all ages!!!
Welcome to the greatest show on earth.
In the red corner, Imagination weighing in at an infinite size shape and color of trucks. And in the blue corner, Reality, hard vicious ruthless killer of imaginations everywhere.
I have to apologize to all 4 of my readers... My last post was mostly of pure fiction. The reality side of the story. The Guy in the Prius was attempting to merge left, the guy in the SUV was in the lane the prius wanted. there was a string of cars in the next lane to the left so the SUV could not move over. The prius ended up braking hard to avoid going over the solid white line into the shoulder, which made me brake hard, and the cars behind me. well, this pri-ck-us whipped around the SUV, pulled along side and started flipping the suv off.. This is where imagination decided to have a turn. I was already laughing by watching some "green" a-hole flip his lid, and the SUV just calmly turn his signal and merged right to take the next exit. But what I saw was the window slowly rolling down and the large fountain drink tumble across the gap and into the prius window. Sadly I attempted to pass off my over active imagination as factual when it was fantasy. Sue me. it was funny though both ways. Just wish the Greener would have gotten what he deserved.
**pewpewpwe** Fear my 733t pewpew!
Welcome to the greatest show on earth.
In the red corner, Imagination weighing in at an infinite size shape and color of trucks. And in the blue corner, Reality, hard vicious ruthless killer of imaginations everywhere.
I have to apologize to all 4 of my readers... My last post was mostly of pure fiction. The reality side of the story. The Guy in the Prius was attempting to merge left, the guy in the SUV was in the lane the prius wanted. there was a string of cars in the next lane to the left so the SUV could not move over. The prius ended up braking hard to avoid going over the solid white line into the shoulder, which made me brake hard, and the cars behind me. well, this pri-ck-us whipped around the SUV, pulled along side and started flipping the suv off.. This is where imagination decided to have a turn. I was already laughing by watching some "green" a-hole flip his lid, and the SUV just calmly turn his signal and merged right to take the next exit. But what I saw was the window slowly rolling down and the large fountain drink tumble across the gap and into the prius window. Sadly I attempted to pass off my over active imagination as factual when it was fantasy. Sue me. it was funny though both ways. Just wish the Greener would have gotten what he deserved.
**pewpewpwe** Fear my 733t pewpew!
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