Everyone that has watched TV knows this quote, but I don't know where it came from.. but honestly, after reading what my g/f wrote one day...
The difference between men and women is, men like movies where a lot of people die quickly... Women like movies where one person dies slowly and painfully...
My response.. "Womenz is sadistic."
Equality
Now I love my girlfriend with all my heart. (I know I sound like a teenager, but she makes me very happy) but generally speaking. There is no such thing as equality among the sexes... Let me explain.
Man: "Hunnie, I am hungry, lets go out for dinner."
Woman: "Sounds good, but I am not really that hungry."
Man: "Okay, what are you in the mood for?"
Woman: "I don't care, I am not really that hungry."
(guy takes it upon himself to pick a restaurant, and chooses a gourmet burger joint)
Woman: (sighs)
Man: (Listens to radio as they drive to the restaurant)
Woman: (sighs louder)
Man: "Whats wrong hunnie?"
Woman: "Nothing...."
Man: (shrugs and continues to listen to the radio and navigate thru traffic)
(They arrive at the restaurant, and the woman stands there impatiently, her body language screams 'I don't want to be here.')
Man: "Hunnie, whats wrong?"
Woman: "(sighs) Nothing..."
(they are seated and he orders a meal fit for a king, she barely glances at the menu and orders a small salad and a glass of water.)
(they eat in silence, he finishes his burger and fries and downs a couple drinks. the ice in her water as all but melted completely away and she has barely touched her salad)
Man: "Darling, love of my life, what is bothering you?"
(the third of a string of inquiries to determine the nature of her problems, and for some reason this is the catalyst to cause an acidic reaction that explodes into atomic proportions that she miraculously contains and clearly states) "Nothing..."
(the couple stands up and leaves the restaurant, she leans against the car door avidly avoiding his gaze and questions until they get home, and suddenly without explanation or warning, she releases a torrent of fury and wrath that catches him so off guard he stumbles with his words and his thoughts are in a complete jumble...)
Man: (angrily) "What the fuck did I do wrong this time?"
Woman: "I didn't want to eat at 'some' burger joint!"
Now lets pause a second.... At what point did she say where she wanted to go? And why is it his fault she didn't speak up?
Wake up and smell the pile of shit your making girls... Your man, as much of in love you are with him cannot read your mind... Open your mouth for something other than complaining and you wont have to experience these kinds of issues.
AMENDMENT: My beautiful and wonderful and supportive girlfriend made perfectly clear in her comment that she was offended by this post. Honestly with all my love and support, I can say... "Good!" This post was meant to stir feelings of anger, awaken thoughts of wrong doing, and create a general state of shock that, in my hopes, would change the way women treat men in general. If I had wanted to attack specific women in my life for this, I could start the list and still not have ended it in the time it took me to write the damn post. Women want equality, but in the end they think that the world revolves around them and their whims.. **okay, most, but not all women think this**
3 comments:
AMEN to that! I dont understand why women have to try to be so god damn mysterious and not wanna open up...Maybe thats why im being so damn picky in who i talk to anymore. Well the way i see it, fuckem all, if they cant open there mind and get pissed when we mis interperet something, no loss to me.
lawls! Mrs. Kimpak and I have the same arguments. We don't go out a lot though, so it usually. "What do you want to eat?"
"IDK, whatever"
"Meatloaf?"
"/sigh"
me: /Head explodes
I'm getting really tired of people grouping the entire human species into just two groups based on how we're born, then drawing conclusions stating that everyone in each group is the same in specific aspects.
The only generalizations on gender that I don't consider to be absolute bullshit are some of those stated in the books Wild at Heart and Captivating.
This post offends me as a woman. I'm typing a colorful reply expressing this, and when I'm done I'm going to move on and not hold a grudge against the author, my oh-so-loving boyfriend who so conveniently forgot to exclude any women in his life while making this generalization.
How's that for stating how I really feel?
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