I am bored. I am manic. I am going to do what ever I can to either piss you off, make you smile, or elicit any other emotion from your tired, worn down, dragged thru the mud, stepped on, crapped on, emotionally void butt and get you to show us some feelings.
As you can read in the title, my rant today is about the stupid shit we do every day that confirms that Darwin was actually right. Good God!
A 19 year old male fell to his death in Harlem, NY the other day. He and a friend were on the top of a 6 story building, dropping eggs from the roof as a prank. They were spotted and the 19 year old decided to run for it and instead of coming down the stairs, he lept a retaining wall thinking that there was another roof on the other side, only to discover that there wasnt. Imagine the look of shock when gravity took over from there. O.O = x.x
Now, I have done more than my fair share of hooligan things in the past, but I almost always ALWAYS had an exit stragedy. No suprises for ol Mrs Shadowhunters son!
On a lighter note, the stocks are down, and our government decided it would be a great idea to bail out our financial system in order to save the system from failure... stocks are still down. I wonder what the BTU(British Thermal Unit) of a bundle of $100 bills is. Think it will be warm enough for me to make sure Rachel doesnt freeze?
"Stupid is as Stupid does" - Forrest Gump
Thursday, October 16, 2008
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2 comments:
hmm...i wonder what the last thing that went thru his mind was?? maybe his knees??
I heard about that kid on the radio. He is definately a shoe in for the Darwin award. I have been a part of many shannanagans when I was young, but I agree, we always had an exit strategy and I was never cought...my partner in crime did once when he got stupid though. Fortunately I wasn't with him.
....don't even get me started on the bailout, lol.
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