Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to bring your attention to bear on the supposed witness to my horible actions against the defendant. Supposedly at or on the date in question I was accused by the witness of not caring about the issue or the feelings of the defendant. Now, members of the jury, I ask you to ask yourselves this very fundamental question. Have I ever stopped caring about someone elses problem? If you can answer yes to this question, how can you honestly convict me of the crime of not caring. You see, day in and day out I talk to people who's problems are more important than the next guys problem, yet day in and day out I am supposed to treat their problem as if it were my own.
Please, everyone, don't punish me for not caring about your problem, its my job to correct the issue, not care about it.
**some time later**
Judge: Mr. Shadowhunter, you have been accused of not caring about peoples problems. You have been found guilty by your peers because they dont care about your problem. They just want to see someone hanged. Therefore it is the judgement of this court to not care either, but bloodshed would be nice. You are to be hanged by the neck until dead, dead, dead...
Me: thanks alot asshat.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
wtf m8, omg, rofl, pewpewpew... huh?
The aimless ramblings of a medicated man.
"Do not stop to smell the kitties, they may spill the milk."
"Don't count your beans until you have checked the mail."
"Life is but a dream, until it sinks, then it feels like a garbage disposal."
"A 3000 pound car with a drunk driver is more likely to kill you dead as a rifle fired with a 1.5 oz bullet, why arent the democrats screaming for more car control?"
"God bless, cause no one else will."
"God doesnt believe in atheists."
Crazy things are a foot, and the last time anyone checked, only the educated understood what was happening, yet no one cared enough to do anything about it.
What does the new economic bailout mean to me. it means that I will be paying $13 less in taxes than I did. OMG... that means I can have chinese takeout at least.... twice a month!! Good god. With the money that the government is counterfeiting, each man and woman and child in the good ole US of A could put $13,000 into the bank, or spend it where its needed.. instead some a-hole thought it would be a grand idea to give it to the States and let them decide what to do with it. Meaning that healthcare is suppose to get a boost, roads are supposed to get boosts, other infrastructure is supposed to get a boost. What does that mean to the common tax payer? Someone else is going to get to take a nice long government paid vacation... The rest of us 'hard' working SOB's are stuck paying taxes on tax returns, taxes for gas, taxes for food, taxes for breathing, taxes for getting married, taxes for getting divorced, taxes for healthcare, taxes for the sake of taxing the hell out of us.
Our forefathers fought over a 3% increase in taxes... 3 cents on the dollar, now we are getting taxed $.50 on the dollar, why are we not fighting back?
The IRS is illegal, the federal reserve bank is illegal, and our government is using is power to keep us uneducated, unhealthy, and unable to do anything about it.
"Do not stop to smell the kitties, they may spill the milk."
"Don't count your beans until you have checked the mail."
"Life is but a dream, until it sinks, then it feels like a garbage disposal."
"A 3000 pound car with a drunk driver is more likely to kill you dead as a rifle fired with a 1.5 oz bullet, why arent the democrats screaming for more car control?"
"God bless, cause no one else will."
"God doesnt believe in atheists."
Crazy things are a foot, and the last time anyone checked, only the educated understood what was happening, yet no one cared enough to do anything about it.
What does the new economic bailout mean to me. it means that I will be paying $13 less in taxes than I did. OMG... that means I can have chinese takeout at least.... twice a month!! Good god. With the money that the government is counterfeiting, each man and woman and child in the good ole US of A could put $13,000 into the bank, or spend it where its needed.. instead some a-hole thought it would be a grand idea to give it to the States and let them decide what to do with it. Meaning that healthcare is suppose to get a boost, roads are supposed to get boosts, other infrastructure is supposed to get a boost. What does that mean to the common tax payer? Someone else is going to get to take a nice long government paid vacation... The rest of us 'hard' working SOB's are stuck paying taxes on tax returns, taxes for gas, taxes for food, taxes for breathing, taxes for getting married, taxes for getting divorced, taxes for healthcare, taxes for the sake of taxing the hell out of us.
Our forefathers fought over a 3% increase in taxes... 3 cents on the dollar, now we are getting taxed $.50 on the dollar, why are we not fighting back?
The IRS is illegal, the federal reserve bank is illegal, and our government is using is power to keep us uneducated, unhealthy, and unable to do anything about it.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The names have been changed to protect the idiots....
Firstly, I would like to laugh as I heard an interview from the idiot that created Girls gone wild that the pr0n industry needs a bailout... I dont see how as it helps generate more PC repair jobs than any other industry.. Now on to the main part of this topic.
As March rapidly approaches, I will be working on the details of an online Customer Service Bingo... If I do this right and people play thru the day, I may award prizes to the winner. Prizes may be small, and I may end up advertising with sponsors, but I think it should produce fun times.
So here goes. My first winner of the stupid customer lottery. A daily drawing where the most dumbass or asinine caller gets to have parts of our conversation re-broadcast in a fashion that my bosses, who may be monitoring my activites will not get me in trouble.
45minutes into a call from a customer in an area affected by mother nature.
" I want my services working now."
"Ma'am, as I have explained for the last 30 minutes, I cannot get any technicians out with a schedule I can give at this time. I can set a tech, but I cannot even come close to telling you when they will get there."
"I don't like your attitude, I want to talk to your ****ing supervisor right *****mn now!"
"Ma'am, regardless of my attitude, my supervisor is going to tell you the exact same information I just gave you. You are going to get credit when you services are restored, and rest assured that the techs will be out to restore your service once the feeder cables in your neighborhood are repaired."
"I want to talk - TO - YOUR - SUPERVISOR!"
"Right now Mrs. Customer, you are starting to play the Mommy/Daddy trick. You do not like the answer you are getting and want something different from daddy. I am not going to let you talk to my supervisor because I dont want to trouble you with the same issue I have spent 30 minutes explaining to you."
*customer hung up*
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See ya!
As March rapidly approaches, I will be working on the details of an online Customer Service Bingo... If I do this right and people play thru the day, I may award prizes to the winner. Prizes may be small, and I may end up advertising with sponsors, but I think it should produce fun times.
So here goes. My first winner of the stupid customer lottery. A daily drawing where the most dumbass or asinine caller gets to have parts of our conversation re-broadcast in a fashion that my bosses, who may be monitoring my activites will not get me in trouble.
45minutes into a call from a customer in an area affected by mother nature.
" I want my services working now."
"Ma'am, as I have explained for the last 30 minutes, I cannot get any technicians out with a schedule I can give at this time. I can set a tech, but I cannot even come close to telling you when they will get there."
"I don't like your attitude, I want to talk to your ****ing supervisor right *****mn now!"
"Ma'am, regardless of my attitude, my supervisor is going to tell you the exact same information I just gave you. You are going to get credit when you services are restored, and rest assured that the techs will be out to restore your service once the feeder cables in your neighborhood are repaired."
"I want to talk - TO - YOUR - SUPERVISOR!"
"Right now Mrs. Customer, you are starting to play the Mommy/Daddy trick. You do not like the answer you are getting and want something different from daddy. I am not going to let you talk to my supervisor because I dont want to trouble you with the same issue I have spent 30 minutes explaining to you."
*customer hung up*
Got a better story, please follow up with a comment.
See ya!
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