(insert something here) Anonymous meeting.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to bring your attention to bear on the supposed witness to my horible actions against the defendant. Supposedly at or on the date in question I was accused by the witness of not caring about the issue or the feelings of the defendant. Now, members of the jury, I ask you to ask yourselves this very fundamental question. Have I ever stopped caring about someone elses problem? If you can answer yes to this question, how can you honestly convict me of the crime of not caring. You see, day in and day out I talk to people who's problems are more important than the next guys problem, yet day in and day out I am supposed to treat their problem as if it were my own.

Please, everyone, don't punish me for not caring about your problem, its my job to correct the issue, not care about it.

**some time later**

Judge: Mr. Shadowhunter, you have been accused of not caring about peoples problems. You have been found guilty by your peers because they dont care about your problem. They just want to see someone hanged. Therefore it is the judgement of this court to not care either, but bloodshed would be nice. You are to be hanged by the neck until dead, dead, dead...

Me: thanks alot asshat.