Strange titles, random crap... and FYI.

Strange Titles:

"The Monkey in the Tree" by Hu Fling Poo

"Under the Grandstands" by Seymor Butts

"Down the Yellow River" by I. P. Freely

"Dealing with STD's" by Dick Burns

"100 Yard to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit - Forward by Betty Doant

"A Cat's Revenge" by Claude D. Balls

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Random Crap and questions:


Why do kids ask dumb questions?

Why do adults ask dumb questions?

Whats the difference between a kid on a big-wheel, and an adult behind a steering wheel?

Purple.

A lost cause is only worthless when you give it to your friend.

Blue shirts hurt.

Before you jump in the gene pool, make sure its more than ankle deep.

Don't call for phone support from the phone your having problems with.

When the teacher told you to stay within the lines, she meant it so you dont kill someone later.

What is the difference/similarity between a car and a handgun?

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For Your Information:

3000lb of plastic and steel will kill you just the same as 1.5oz of lead and copper

Comedians are only as funny as the people that laugh at their jokes.

The average city in the United States spends $30,000 - $100,000+ to paint yellow, white lines on the road to help keep you and your passengers safe. It takes only half of a second to lose enough concentration to cause you to cross one of those lines and kill someone.

A 60mph head on collision causes your body to feel 50 times heavier than it is for a very short time. It only takes 25lbs of pressure to break a rib, and another 5lbs of pressure for that rib to rupture your heart and kill you.

Water that is still steaming is hotter than the air around it. If it is 90F outside and you see steam on the top of you cup of coffee, do not put it between your legs.

There is no such thing as an accident. It is impossible for something to be an accident in a cause/effect reality.