So, last night Rachel, Schwah, Myself and 3 other friends worth mentioning, but wont say names to protect the not-so-innocent decided to go to the Funny Bone to see The Untamed Shrews. Now if you havent heard of the Shrews, let me give you some insight, they are 2 women who spend the night being as vulgar as men at the bar talking about everything from buttplugs to vagina's. This show is definatly not for the faint of heart. So, at one point in the routine the gals had us in stitches and they start their next skit, the dating game. They picked three guys out of the audience mostly randomly I think, and asked each of them a question. Question 1. What would you name your penis if you could give it a name? Guy #1's answer: Billy Bob. An Angelina Jolie joke was popped up and a few other redneck type slams where thrown. All proceding nicely with a good laugh. Question #2. If you penis was a car, what kind of car would it be? Guy #2: What day of the week is it? This answer prompted a few jokes about Transformers and such, then one random guy in the audience blurted out "Dodge Ram", of course the gals decided to run with this one and ask how Guy A knew about Guy #2's dick. So they get back on track after turning this jackass inside out and Guy #2 said 4x4 Ford F150. Then some moron on the other side of the seating area yelled out and I quote "It has to be 4x4, cause its gonna get muddy!" Personally, after watching and listening to two very quick witted women shred the last vestige of a mans manlyness about knowing about another mans dick, I would not have made any kind of comment that would refer to penis, gaydom, and getting it 'muddy'. That made me sad to know that there are complete morons running around Iowa tarnishing our reputation for being good in school. Lastly, and this too is sad, what kind of moron would compare his dick to cheese?
Anyway, the moral of this story, if there really is one is this. At a comedy club, you can generally expect some kind of audience participation, but ladies and gentlemen, do us all a favor, think about your answer when asked questions about your private parts.
Until next time, this is Rusty Pickle from Comedy or Tragedy wishing you a good evening, and please dont forget to spay or neuter your children before they grow up to spread your stupidity in the gene pool. Have a good night.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
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Oh jeeze, you're going to a comedy club that serves alcohol and you expect the audience to give a shit about being made fun of?
Seemed obvious to me they just wanted their 15 minutes of fame.
It gave the girls great improv opportunities and made everything that much more hilarious. In fact, it made their Des Moines visit that much more origional. I want the CD.
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