The Good...
Have you ever been stopped for no reason in particular, or even for something as major as a flat tire and had someone stop and ask if you need help? I have had that happen, while not recently, it has happened. Today on my way to work in a light snow, I saw someone pull over and offer assistance to a motorist in need. I wish I had had more time to assist someone, but its me or my job, and since I cant pay myself, I choose work. Sorry, Mr or Mrs Stranded-Motorist. Maybe next time.
The Bad...
I want to say thank you to all in the service industry on behalf of the rest of humanity. We are rude, insensitive, demanding and damn right foul. You put up with more stress in one day than many of us will ever encounter in our meager pathetic lives. So, I say thank you for dealing with our insecurities, thank you for taking the brunt of our frustration for leading such miserable lives. Thank you for being the rock of Gibralter...
And now...
The down right stupid... (this section brought to you by the letters B,M,W as well as M,E,R,C,E,D,E,S and S,U,V.)
Okay, the part you have all been waiting for... The RANT section of the blog...
Now, mind you I like to think I drive safe. I know I probably dont drive as safe as I should, but I can tell you that driving 40 mph in a 65 mph is retarded... Add to that fact that the offending vehicle is being opperating by a woman, and multiply that by the cost of the SUV in thousands, your result is the stupidity factor of said driver. If you have the balls to spend more on your suv than 75% of America's service industry workers yearly wage, then have the balls to drive the damn thing the way the designers intended.
And another thing, I know why women go to the bathroom all at the same time... Support should one of them fall in the toilet.. but does that mean you ALL have to clump together in two lanes and go 25 mph under the speed limit together?!??
Monday, January 12, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
**pewpewpew**
Have you ever thought back to a funny moment during a serious time and had a very difficult time keeping a straight face?
I had one of those moments today. I was in a meeting for my reviews at work, then during a serious moment I started thinking about a day when I worked at McD's when I had a really bad case of gas, well I dropped a trainwreck of a fart just as a supervisor bent over to get something out of the cabinet behind me. Now, in my defense I did warn others around me, but it cleared the kitchen... and some of the lobby. Well needless to day I was not allowed to have chili at work ever again.
anyway, this moment, like many other moments I have had in my life, brought me great mirth and smiles. Something else that brings smiles to my face are when I remember the first time my girlfriend let me kiss her. While its definately in the top 10 things I "want" to remember it still doesnt beat the look she gave me when her parents said they wouldnt have any issue with me dating her. I will always cherish that look.
Things I wish I could forget... and never repeat....
Getting angry over sugar. Getting angry over a speeder. Getting angry..
I don't want to hurt my friends and loved ones anymore.
I had one of those moments today. I was in a meeting for my reviews at work, then during a serious moment I started thinking about a day when I worked at McD's when I had a really bad case of gas, well I dropped a trainwreck of a fart just as a supervisor bent over to get something out of the cabinet behind me. Now, in my defense I did warn others around me, but it cleared the kitchen... and some of the lobby. Well needless to day I was not allowed to have chili at work ever again.
anyway, this moment, like many other moments I have had in my life, brought me great mirth and smiles. Something else that brings smiles to my face are when I remember the first time my girlfriend let me kiss her. While its definately in the top 10 things I "want" to remember it still doesnt beat the look she gave me when her parents said they wouldnt have any issue with me dating her. I will always cherish that look.
Things I wish I could forget... and never repeat....
Getting angry over sugar. Getting angry over a speeder. Getting angry..
I don't want to hurt my friends and loved ones anymore.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Things that...
No rant today...
Just the following public service announcement.
Anger is a bad thing, it hurts everyone around you. It hurts those you do not know, and those that you love. It causes you to lose focus of reality and can damage your reputation and good intentions.
Getting angry is natural. How you display that anger is the bad thing.
Just the following public service announcement.
Anger is a bad thing, it hurts everyone around you. It hurts those you do not know, and those that you love. It causes you to lose focus of reality and can damage your reputation and good intentions.
Getting angry is natural. How you display that anger is the bad thing.
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